Hit & Run or I Should Have Traded It In Earlier

It's a totally random event. Car parked normally. Probably some late night drunk driving home sideswipes my Jeep in the rear driver's side. Driver, too intoxicated to care or just overly paranoid, decides to keep driving away without leaving details of their insurance coverage. I wake up in the morning. Dogs sleeping on me. Excellent sleep. The coffee is just right. Go outside and see the damage. Minimal. Surface things. Small dents. Some sanding and painting to fix it up. But man, ... More ...